3# FTCU Hansel und Gretel

WARNING: If you haven’t read GolDieLocs And The Three Bears FTCU #1 or The Nine Little Pigs FTCU #2.  then you should read that first. As it is the first two in the Fairy Tale Cinematic Universe. Oh by the way if the writing is like sideways like it is now than that meant that I am talking kind of like a narrator but not you know.

“Get oooouuuuuutt!!!! … Get oooouuuuuutt … Get oooouuuuuutt!!!! … Get oooouuuuuutt … !!!!” “ B-t… bu… but-t” “Get oooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt!!!!”. They were angry this was normal in this house, Hansel and Gretel were ones again kicked out of there house by there mad as frick parents. So as they did every time their mum and dad had a fight, they went for walk but today it wasn’t raining but it was stormy as stromy can be. There was lightning and flying trees but no water, so as they always did they went into the woods but with this strange storm the woods were different they had been in these woods a bajillion times, but it was not like it was now, as all stupid kids do in these kinds of stories they went in anyway (of course they did). After a bit of walking they came across a house, this house was not a normal house it was made of food “who on earth makes a house out of food?” asked Hansel “IDK,” replied Gretel (IDK means i don’t know. and they were abou 13 ish and still said outdated memes like Yeah boii, and did Super Smash bros intro videos, Pepe, Kermit, and dabing… soo yeah) but it wasn't like the OG Hansel and Gretel house (I mean it still had a witch in it but… yeah) the thing that was different about this house was that it wasn’t just dessert was a whole three course meal (and supper). The front yard was made of appetizers (like a lot of appetizers) the entrance way was made of mains and so was the living and dining/kitchen areas the bedrooms were maid of the tipical gigger bred and lolly thing and the bean bags were ice cream. The backyard was made of supper. (or something like that) TBC

2# FTCU The Nine Little Pigs (By Maanas)

WARNING: If you haven’t read GolDieLocs And The Three Bears. FTCU#1 then you should read that first. As it is the first story in the Fairy Tale Cinematic Universe.

“I thought it was gonna be a normal day. But I was wrong.” Since the wolf came everyone was living in fear. Even the porky pines were in fear of the wolf. There was only one wolf. But one was enough. They already killed my 6 brothers and sisters, Natalie Porkman, Pig Jr., Pig Sr. ,Pig Medium , Pig XL , Peter porker. I could not ‘Bear’ it . I was so sad. The wolf was selling my brothers and sisters to the bear family. I hope someone kills them mercilessly.

His friend Golina,who was a human had gold hair and was very strong was advising the pigs to wait for the perfect moment to get the wolf and the bears. Because Golina was the smartest and the strongest because she was a human the pigs agreed to her plan.Lots of years passed and the pigs’ lifespan was about to end. Everyday they watched the wolf and the bears. They spied on them and saw that they were attacking other pig families. They heard the bear saying about that there are not enough pigs left and they will eat the Pig Jr. Family they ate 5 years ago. The Pigs were afraid so they told golina to attack the bear family with some guns and swords they prepared. Golina agreed and they finally planned to attack them on the 4th of May because the force was with them( And also because Golina was a big Star Wars fan ). The pigs thought to make their own house so they can be safe until the 4th of May. The first pig unfortunately named, Pig tres, made his house with straws.(I know it’s dumb)The wolf saw his ‘tall’ and ‘Strong’ Straw building and decided to blow it. He just ju jitsu - nin jitsued it. The same happened with the Second pig, named PIg uno, who saw his brother die and decided to make his house out of sticks, and the wolf blew it too. For the last pig, Pig dos , He made his out of bricks but the wolf climbed the house and killed the last pig. The wolf sold the pigs to the bear family. On the May of 4th, Golina couldn’t find the pigs so decided to kill the wolf herself. Years passed and golina is in her 20s. She was walking in the forest and saw a hut. She remembered her story and smirked.

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Today we went to Tamaki colage to cook things. This week we made chocolate muffins.     

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