Thursday 20 September 2018

Goldielocs And The Three Bears.

Once upon a time in a large house near the oak woods there lived a ‘dainty’ girl named goldielocks, her mother was not the best and did not mind her going into the woods even though she knew that there were bears living in the woods.

One day goldie went for a roam in the woods and came across an old supposedly abandoned rather large shack with mold growing all over the shac. It had large broken dirty windows, a large oak door with a solid gold nocker. There was a pleasant smell coming from the house as if someone or something was cooking. So naturally she went in the house. She knocked on the door to no answer so she went in.

 To her surprise she found a photo of a family of bears a dad, mom and one smaller one that she could not decide the gender. She went over to the stove and there were her best friends the three little pigs in a rotating spit.
“Noooooooooooooo! thell pay for this!”... “but first, I can’t let a good pig or in this case pigs go to waste.”

After she ate the pigs she went on a rampage destroying the house flipping chairs, smashing tables and she even threw the TV out the window! She decided to wait for the bears to get back from wherever they were so after about 3 hours she heard the squeak of the heavy oak door on its rusty hinges.


“oh my god who did this and why the house is ruined the TV is even out the window” said a bear,  all the time they were being shocked goldilocks was waiting in ambush the dad was the first up the stairs and the first to be mauled to death by a little girl. There was blood and bear guts everywhere. Next up the stairs was the mum this time she cut all the limbs off and kicked the torso down the stairs. It landed right next to the baby bear the last bear went up the stairs to find impaled teddy bears and a pile of other bear related things in bearing pile of despair. On the wall in his room in blood was…
 ‘you will live in torment for the rest of your life as punishment for killing the three little pigs’.

And this is what really happened

THE END  :)

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