Friday 31 May 2019

3# FTCU Hansel und Gretel


WARNING: If you haven’t read GolDieLocs And The Three Bears FTCU #1 or The Nine Little Pigs FTCU #2.  then you should read that first. As it is the first two in the Fairy Tale Cinematic Universe. Oh by the way if the writing is like sideways like it is now than that meant that I am talking kind of like a narrator but not you know.


“Get oooouuuuuutt!!!! … Get oooouuuuuutt … Get oooouuuuuutt!!!! … Get oooouuuuuutt … !!!!” “ B-t… bu… but-t” “Get oooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt!!!!”. They were angry this was normal in this house, Hansel and Gretel were ones again kicked out of there house by there mad as frick parents. So as they did every time their mum and dad had a fight, they went for walk but today it wasn’t raining but it was stormy as stromy can be. There was lightning and flying trees but no water, so as they always did they went into the woods but with this strange storm the woods were different they had been in these woods a bajillion times, but it was not like it was now, as all stupid kids do in these kinds of stories they went in anyway (of course they did). After a bit of walking they came across a house, this house was not a normal house it was made of food “who on earth makes a house out of food?” asked Hansel “IDK,” replied Gretel (IDK means i don’t know. and they were abou 13 ish and still said outdated memes like Yeah boii, and did Super Smash bros intro videos, Pepe, Kermit, and dabing… soo yeah) but it wasn't like the OG Hansel and Gretel house (I mean it still had a witch in it but… yeah) the thing that was different about this house was that it wasn’t just dessert was a whole three course meal (and supper). The front yard was made of appetizers (like a lot of appetizers) the entrance way was made of mains and so was the living and dining/kitchen areas the bedrooms were maid of the tipical gigger bred and lolly thing and the bean bags were ice cream. The backyard was made of supper. (or something like that) TBC

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