Monday, 24 September 2018

How The Pelican Eel Became A Pelican Eel

A long time ago over the pacific ocean a school of pelicans were slowly taxing to a remote island called billabahba, 1000 km of the coast of the Philippines. Where no man’s been in over 1,000,000 years. Then all of a sudden there in the sea over the Mariana Trench there was a flock of goldfish one of the pelicans was much more hungry than the other pelicans so it does some kind of victory loopty loop then dive bombs the flock. As this was happening the flock of fish swims deeper into the sea the pelican follows them them to the bottom of the ocean the pelican can no longer breath and would have died but an eel swam into the pelicans mouth and its gills were left behind as it was digested. Over the years this pelican’s feathers were lost to the sea and it became the pelican eel.         

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Thursday, 20 September 2018

Goldielocs And The Three Bears.

Once upon a time in a large house near the oak woods there lived a ‘dainty’ girl named goldielocks, her mother was not the best and did not mind her going into the woods even though she knew that there were bears living in the woods.

One day goldie went for a roam in the woods and came across an old supposedly abandoned rather large shack with mold growing all over the shac. It had large broken dirty windows, a large oak door with a solid gold nocker. There was a pleasant smell coming from the house as if someone or something was cooking. So naturally she went in the house. She knocked on the door to no answer so she went in.

 To her surprise she found a photo of a family of bears a dad, mom and one smaller one that she could not decide the gender. She went over to the stove and there were her best friends the three little pigs in a rotating spit.
“Noooooooooooooo! thell pay for this!”... “but first, I can’t let a good pig or in this case pigs go to waste.”

After she ate the pigs she went on a rampage destroying the house flipping chairs, smashing tables and she even threw the TV out the window! She decided to wait for the bears to get back from wherever they were so after about 3 hours she heard the squeak of the heavy oak door on its rusty hinges.


“oh my god who did this and why the house is ruined the TV is even out the window” said a bear,  all the time they were being shocked goldilocks was waiting in ambush the dad was the first up the stairs and the first to be mauled to death by a little girl. There was blood and bear guts everywhere. Next up the stairs was the mum this time she cut all the limbs off and kicked the torso down the stairs. It landed right next to the baby bear the last bear went up the stairs to find impaled teddy bears and a pile of other bear related things in bearing pile of despair. On the wall in his room in blood was…
 ‘you will live in torment for the rest of your life as punishment for killing the three little pigs’.

And this is what really happened

THE END  :)

Monday, 17 September 2018

Goldilocks And The Three Bears. the Real Story.

Once upon a time in a large house near the oak woods there lived a ‘dainty’ girl named goldielocks, her mother was not the best and did not mind her going into the woods even though she knew that there were bears living in the woods. So one day goldie went for a roam in the woods and came across an old supposedly abandoned rather large shack with mold growing all over the shack, it had large broken dirty windows, a large oak door with a solid gold nocker. There was a pleasant smell coming from the house as if someone or something was cooking. So naturally she went in the house. She knocked on the door to no answer so she went in. To her surprise she found a photo of a family of bears a dad, mom and one smaller one that she could not decide the gender. She went over to the stove and there were her best friends the three little pigs in a rotating spit. “Noooooooooooooo! thell pay for this!”... “but first can’t let a good pig or in this case pigs go to waste.” After she ate the pigs she went on a rampage destroying the house flipping chairs, smashing tables she even threw the TV out the window! She decided to wait for the bears to get back from wherever they were so after about 3 hours she heard the squeak of the heavy oak door on its rusty hinges “oh my god who did this and why the house is ruined the TV is even out the window” all the time they were being shocked goldilocks was waiting in ambush the dad was the first up the stairs and the first to be mauled to death by a little girl there was blood and bear guts everywhere. Next up the stairs was the mum this time she cut all the limbs off and kicked the torso down the stairs. It landed right next to the baby bear the last bear went up the stairs to find impaled teddy bears and a pile of other bear related things in bearing pile of despair. On the wall in his room in blood was…
 ‘you will live in torment for the rest of your life as punishment for killing the three little pigs’.

And this is what really happened.

THE END  :)

Wednesday, 12 September 2018

big box

hi today me and Deavay made this big box out of 4 smaler box's it's volume is 6 x 8 x 8.

Friday, 24 August 2018

Move ya' body week 5-9 term 3

This term team five have been concentrating on what it is required to learn a rang of body movement-related activates. For the next 4 weeks I will trying to become sufficient at preforming arts. To do this I will get my mum to help me with the presentation and You Tube, The Wiki or kind of just make it up. Also I will get some feedback off my family on what I will be preforming.

Friday, 17 August 2018

Benefits of exercise song

The task was to find an well known song and a past the lyrics in a google doc. Then re write the lyrics that had things to do with exercise. the song that I chose was Toxicity. By System Of A Down.
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Original song

Conversion, software version 7.0

Looking at life through the eyes of a tired hub

Eating seeds as a pastime activity

The toxicity of our city, our city

You, what do you own the world?

How do you own disorder, disorder

Now somewhere between the sacred silence

Sacred silence and sleep

Somewhere, between the sacred silence and 
sleep

Disorder, disorder, disorder

More wood for the fires, loud neighbors

Flashlight reveries caught in the headlights of a truck

Eating seeds as a pastime activity

The toxicity of our city, of our city

Now, what do you own the world?

How do you own disorder, disorder

Now somewhere between the sacred silence

Sacred silence and sleep

Somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep

Disorder, disorder, disorder#
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My song

Conversation software version 7.0

Looking at life through the eyes of a non exerciser

Eating seeds as an alternative to junk food

The toxicity of our brain of our bodies

You, do own your brain?

How do you exercise, exercise?

Somewhere is the gym or down the street

Jump jacks, running and sleep

Somewhere between the cones, the white lines and sleep

Fitness, fitness, fitness

More junk food for the brain the neighbours

Flashlight reveries caught in the glow of Mcdonald's golden arch 

Eating seeds as an alternative to Junk Food

The toxicity of of our brain of our bodies

Now - You do own your body?

How do you exercise exercise?

Now, Somewhere is the gym or down the street

Jump jacks running and sleep

Somewhere between the cones, the white lines and sleep

Fitness, fitness, fitness

Somewhere between the cones, the white lines and sleep

Fitness, fitness, fitness